(guys in central coffee are looking Ben's photo)
Ross: Here's little Ben nodding off.
Rachel: Look at aunt Monica's little boy.
Phoebe: Look, he's got Ross' haircut.
Rachel: Let me see. Oh, god. Is he just the sweetest thing?
You must just want to kiss him all over(到处).
Ross: That would be nice.
Chandler: Nothing. Just a little extra air in my mouth.
Joey: Hey, Chan, can you help me out here? I promise I'll pay you back.
Chandler: Oh yeah, right. Okay. Including the waffles(华夫饼) last week.
you now owe me...17 jillion dollars.
Joey: I will, really, I'll pay you back this time.
Chanlder: where is your coming from?
Joey: I'm helping out at the NYU Med School with some...research.
Ross: What kind of research?
Joey: Just, You know, science.
Ross: Science, I've think I heard of that.
Joey: It's a fertility(生育) study.
Monica: Oh, Joey, please tell you 're only donating your time.
Joey: Come on, you guys. It's not that big a deal.
Really. I mean I just go down there every other day(每隔一天) and make my contribution to the project.
Hey, but at the end of two week, I get $700.
Phoebe: Wow, you are gonna be making money hand over fist(快速稳当).
(Monica and Phoebe is preparing cook, and then Joey and Chandler are coming soon)
Monica: Okay, we got the coleslaw(凉拌卷心菜). We got the buns(圆面包,屁股).
We've got the ground-up flesh of formally(正常) cute cows and turkeys.
Chandler: man are here.
Joey: We make fire. Cook meat.
Chandler: Then put out fire by peeing(小便), no get invited back.
Monica: cute! cute! Oh, Joey, Melanie(梅兰妮,人名) called. She's gonna be late.
Joey: Oh, ok.
Monica: So, how are things going with you two?
Phoebe: Is she becoming your special someone?
Joey: I don't know. She's pretty good.
Monica: Yeah? What does she think of your little science project?
Joey: You think I'm gonna tell a girl I like that I'm also seeing a cup.
Monica: The man's got a point.
Joey: The tough thing is, she really want to have sex with me.
Chandler: Crazy bitch.
Joey: Yeah, I still got a week left in the program, and according to the rules.
If I want to get the money, I am not allowed to conduct(组织) any personal experiments(实验).
If you know what I mean.
Monica: Joey, we always know what you mean.
(Ross is coming in with his stuff)
Phoebe: How long did you think this barbecue(bbq)was gonna last?
Ross: I am going to China.
Phoebe: Jeez, you say one thing and,..
Monica: You are going to China.
Ross: It's, for the museum. Someone found a bone.
We want the bone, they don't want us to have the bone.
So I'm going to try to persuade them...It's a whole big "bone" thing.
Anyway, I'm gonna be gone for, like, a week.
So, emm, if you gonna reach me, you can't. So here's my itinerary(行程 [aɪˈtɪnəreri]).
Here is a picture of me.
Phoebe: Oh, let me see.
Ross: Could you take it to Carol every now and then show it to Ben, so he doesn't forget me?
Phoebe:Hi ben, I am your father. I am the head.
All right, this barbecue's gonna be very fun.
Ross: Hey, Is Rachel here? I wanted to with her "happy birthday" before I left.
Monica: Oh, no, she's out having drink with Carl.
Ross: Hey, who is Carl?
Monica: You know the guy she met at the coffee's house?
Phoebe: See, there's this guy she me at coffeehouse? Right.
So you do know who he is.
Ross: Okay, I'm gonna say goodbye with the guys.
Phoebe: Hey, you know what? Tell them that bone story.
Ross: I have to go to Chine.
Joey: The country?
Ross: No, this big pile(一堆) of dishes in my Mom's breakfront(书架,橱柜).
Do you know Carl who it is?
Chandler: Let's see. Alvin, simon, Theodore...no.
Ross: Well, Rachel's having drinks with him tonight.
Joey: How can she do that when she's never shown interest in you?
Chandler: Forget about her.
Joey: He's right, man. Please move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food.
Chandler: Of course, there they just call it food.
Ross: I guess. I don't know. All right, just give her this for me, Okay?
Joey: we're just looking out(关心) for you. We want you to be happy.
And I may only have a couple beers in me, But I love you, man.
Chandler: I still on my first. I just think you are nice.
(at night, all guys with Joey's girlfriend are talking)
Joey's girlfriend: Anyway, that's when me and my friend started this fruit-basket business.
We call ourselves" The three Basketeers".
Joey: Like "The Three Mucketeer," only with fruit.
Monica: Okay, how does everybody like their burgers(汉堡)?
Rachel: Present first, food later!
Monica: Hold on there, tiger. How is it going? How are you holding up?
Joey: Well, not so good. She thinks tonight is the night we're gonna complete the transaction. if you know what I... And you do.
Monica: So, have you ever thought about being there for her?
Joey: What do you mean?
Monica: You know, Just be there for her.
Joey: No following you.
Monica: Tnink about it.
Rachel: Okay, I'm guessing this is from...well, thank you , Melanie.
Chandler: Okay, This one right here is from me.
Rachel: Okay, It's light. It's rattles(沙声). It's Travel Scrabble(便携式拼字游戏). Thank you.
This one is from Joey. It feel like a book. I think It is a book. Feel like a book. And It's a book!
Phoebe: It's Dr.Seuss(苏西博士).
Joey: That book get me through some tough time.
Melania: There is a little child inside this man.
Chandler: Yes, the doctor say if they remove it, he'll die.
Rachel: who's this from?
Chandler: That's from Ross.
Rachel: Oh, my god. He remebered.
Phoebe: Remeber what?
Rachel: It was like month ago. we were walking by this antique(古董) store, and I saw this pin in the window.
And I told him it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl.
Oh, I can't believe he ramebered.
Chandler: Well, sure, but can you play it on the plane?
Phoebe: Oh, it's so pretty. This must cost him a fortune.
Monica: I can't believe he did this.
Chandler: Come on, Ross? Remeber back in college when he fall in love with Carol
and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?
Rachel: What did you say?
Chandler: Crystal duck?
Rachel: NO, no, the "love " part?
Chandler: Oh, my god. no, no, no.
Joey: That's good. Just keep rubbing(擦) your head. That will turn back time.
Rachel: This is unbelievable. I mean, This is unbelievable.
Phoebe: I know. This is really, really huge.
Chandler: No, it's not. It's small, it's tiny, it's petite, it's wee.
Phoebe: I don't think any of our lives will ever be that same ever again.
Chander: Is there a mute button on this woman?
Monica: I think this is so great. I mean, you and Ross.
Did you have any ideas?
Rachel: No, none. I mean my first night in the city, he mentioned asking me out...
but nothing ever happened, so I just...
What else did he say? I mean... does he want to go out with me ?
Joey: Well, given that he's desperately in love with you, he won't mind getting a cup of coffee or something.
Rachel: Ross? All this time? I've gotta talk to him.
Chandler: He is in China.
Joey: The country.
Monica: Wait, his flight doesn't leave for 45 minutes.
Chandler: what about the time difference? From here to airport?
You're neve gonna make it.
Rachel: Well, I've got to try.
Monica: Rachel, what are you gonna say to him?
Rachel: I don't know.
Chandler: Well, then maybe you shouldn't go.
Joey: He's right. If you're gonna break his heart, that kind of thing you can wait.
Monica: Yeah, bur if a good news, she should tell him now.
Rachel: I don't know. Maybe I'llknow when I see him.
Phoebe: Here, look. All right, does this help?
Rachel: No, All I know is, I cannot wait a week until I see hime. I mean...this is just to big.
You know, I just got to talk to him.
Okay, I'll see you later.
Chandler: Rachel I love you. deal with me first.
Rachel: Excuse me, pardon me.
worker: Hi, hi, Miss, your boarding pass(登机证)?
Rachel: No, I don't have. I just need to talk to my friend.
Worker: Sorry, you're not allow on the jetway(登机道) unless you hava a borading pass.
Rachel: I know, but he just went on. He's right here, he's got the blue jacket on! Can I just...?
Worker: I'm sorry. No, no, no. Federal regulations!
Rachel: Okay, all right, then could you please just give him a message for me?
please, this is very important.
Worker: All right, What is the message?
Rachel: I don't know.
Worker: Excuse me! sir! Excuse me! sir! I have a message for you.
Old man with blue jacket: what?
Worker: It's from Rachel. She loved the present. She'll see you when you get back.
Old man with blue jacket: what? Toby...oh, for God's sake, I don't know what she's talking about.
There's no Rachel. Don't give me that deep freeze.