[转贴]世上最强的中国式英文

 

1．we two who and who？
　　咱俩谁跟谁阿

2．how are you ？
how old are you？
　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3．you don’t bird me，I
don’t bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see，
brothers ！ together up ！
　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5．hello everybody！if you have something to say，then
say！if you have nothing to say，go home！！
　　有事起奏，无事退朝
6．you me you me
彼此彼此

7．You Give Me Stop！！
　　你给我站住！

8．know is know
noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知……

9．WATCH SISTER
表妹

10．dragon born dragon，chicken born chicken，mouse’’son can
make hole！！
　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足

12．one car come one car go ，two car pengpeng，people die
车祸现场描述

13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过

speak speak laugh laugh
说说笑笑
I have no thing, you put heart down, ok ?!
我没事,你放心好了!
people mountain people sea
人山人海
come come go go
来来去去
to his mother !
(sorry, haha )

go on !
"走上去"!...............

You do morning f u c k everyday to protect your lover.
你每天做早操以保护你的爱人

no three no four
不三不四

morning three night four
朝三暮四

money or life？
要钱还是要命？

wang eight eggs
王八蛋

wang old five
王老五

ten three point
十三点

no care three seven two ten one
不管三七二十一

Play a big knife before GuanGong
关公面前耍大刀
　　
Play an ax before LuBan
班门弄斧