• [杂谈]There is a Doctor in My Computer.


    (p.s. 附带手写翻译,有错轻喷)

    Admin: Hi.
                 (嗨)

    Doctor: How do you do?  What brings you to see me?
                 (你好呀,是什么带你来看我?)

    Admin: The wind.
                 (风。)

    Doctor: Why do you say the wind?
                 (你为什么说是风?)

    Admin: the wind touched my face and whispered to me that, there was a doctor in my computer.
                 (清风拂过我的脸庞,对着我耳语:那里有个医生,在我的电脑。)

    Doctor: Is it because there was a doctor in your computer that you came to me?
                 (这就是你过来找我的原因吗?) [第一次提到]

    Admin: you can ask the wind.
                 (你可以去问风。)

    Doctor: Earlier you said there was a doctor in your computer?
                 (你之前说有个医生在你电脑里?) [第二次提到]

    Admin: Yes.
                 (是的。)

    Doctor: I see...  Well, what makes you believe this is so?
                 (恩……那么,你怎么这么想呢?)

    Admin: Don't ask me the same question again, please.
                 (请不要问我相同的问题。)

    Doctor: Don't tell me what to do.  I am the doctor here!Maybe your life has something to do with this.
                 (不要对着我指指点点,我是个医生咧!也许你生活有着某些东西驱使你这么去做。)

    Admin: You think too much.
                 (你想多了。)

    Doctor: Perhaps your plans have something to do with this.
                 (那或许你的计划里有些什么让你这么做吧。)

    Admin: Maybe.
                 (或许吧。)

    Doctor: Can you elaborate on that?
                 (你能详细讲讲么?)

    Admin: No, I don't want to tell you the things about that.
                 (不,我不想跟你讲这件事。)

    Doctor: I would appreciate it if you would continue.Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say you would appreciate it if I would continue?
                 (你要继续我会很感激的……这就是你周围和你玩的好的对你说如果我继续你会很感激的原因么?)
                 【译者注:我并不知道他在说什么 = =】

    Admin: No, I wouldn't.
                 (不,不想。)

    Doctor: Does it bother you that there was a doctor in my computer?
                 (你电脑里的医生是不是让你很烦恼啦?) [第三次提到]

    Admin: Well, you have enough self-knowledge.
                 (你挺有自知之明的。)

    Doctor: Is it because of problems at school that you are going through all this?
                 (你所经受的这一切是不是因为你在学校受到了什么刺激啊?)

    Admin: How do you know I am at school now?
                 (你怎么知道我在学校啊?)

    Doctor: What do you think?
                 (你觉得呢?)

    Admin: Because you can see me by the camera?
                 (因为你在摄像头里看到我了?)

    Doctor: When did you first know that I can see you by the camera?
                 (你第一次知道我在摄像头里看到你了是什么时候?)

    Admin: Just now because of your words.
                 (就是因为刚刚你所说的。)

    Doctor: Are you sure that is the real reason?
                 (你确定这是真正的原因?)

    Admin: Sure.
                 (确定。)

    Doctor: Go on, don't be afraid.
                 (继续,不要虚。)

    Admin: Afraid what?
                 (虚什么?)

    Doctor: Are you sure that you are afraid of something?
                 (你确定你在因为什么而虚?)

    Admin: I don't think so.
                 (我不觉得我很虚。)

    Doctor: Do you really think you do not think so?
                 (你真的认为你不觉得你自己很虚么?)

    Admin: I don't think so, and please don't ask me the same question again, my dear doctor.
                 (我真的不觉得……而且我亲爱的Doctor求你别问相同的问题了。)

    Doctor: What makes you think there was a doctor in your computer?
                 (是什么让你觉得电脑里有个医生?) [第四次提到]

    Admin: You have asked just now.
                 (你刚问过了。)

    Doctor: How do you reconcile my words?
                 (你怎么理解我的话的?)

    Admin: Pardon?
                 (什么鬼?)

    Doctor: I need a little more detail please.
                 (我需要你说多一点。)

    Admin: Well, I think you are illogical, unreasonable and self-centered.
                 (好吧,我觉得你逻辑混乱,不明觉厉,自私自利。)

    Doctor: Why do you say that?
                 (你为啥这么说?)

    Admin: You should ask yourself.
                 (问你自己。)

    Doctor: Earlier you said there was a doctor in my computer?
                 (你之前说过你电脑里有个医生?) [第五次提到]

    Admin: Goodbye.
                 (滚粗。)

    Doctor: My secretary will send you a bill.
                 (我的秘书会给你一张清单。)

    Admin: Hehe.
                 (呵呵。)

    Doctor: You're being a bit brief, perhaps you could go into detail.
                 (你说话太简洁了,也许你应该说详细点。)

    Admin: ...
                 (……)

    Doctor: Can you are more explicit?
                 (你能说多点么?)

    Admin: ...
                 (……)

    Doctor: And?
                 (然后?)

    Admin: Nothing.
                 (没什么。)

    Doctor: Please, go into more detail?
                 (求你啦,多说点啦?)

    Admin: ...
                 (……)

    Doctor has dead. (医生阵亡。)

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